today we BINGED. church, then BINGED AT LUNCH!! oh tragedy. T.T then we went to the gym afterwards to try to burn it off, but got lazy so we didn't really. then deb was on the cross trainer and didn't know if she was stepping back/forwards because she couldn't tell (which like, proves the points on her being an alien) then she goes so quickly and suddenly slips. then i get a heart attack and she starts giggling sheepishly. then she went home to get ready for her concert, and i'm supposed to do my phys spa thing. okay, tomorrow i'm going to get a 2008 bio paper to do.

left vntricle, right ventricle.. *sigh* okay. SYSTOLE!! anyway.

JESS LOVED HER BIRTHDAY PRESENT. I KNOW SHE DID. SHE KEPT GIVING US CAKE. there's no other explanation! and she didn't answer truthfully when we asked her if she'd ever wear it, since she' legal now. happy birthday to jess! :x haa. i think being in a girls' school is more pollutive to the mind than in being in a mixed school. i mean like, in a mixed school you get pregnant and stuff, but that's not as bad as HOLDING IN ALL THE RAGING EMOTIONS AND UNLEASHING THEM UPON THE WORLD WHEN WE STEP INTO JC. ow i just cracked my hip.

the saddest conversation (b/w deb and david)

PART I

debb says:
hi david we're doing you. how'z you

david says:
doing me are you?

debb: says:
yes, are you satisfied?
anyway, we have to finish up this project for school ^^ would you spare a few minutes of your time to answer these few questions?

david says:
certainly madam

debb(: says:
our survey is on the combustible effects of women's choice of lingerie on men, hypothesized to also have affected the economic downturn, and their individual socio-economic status as well as character traits such as liking cheese, wasabi, and choosing to bring wet wipes out (omagad, this is a personal attack towards me)

david says:
and the questions?

debb(: says:
1) which do you most associate with cheese; g-strings, thongs, granny panties, bras, corsets
2) which colour, out of the 5 below, would you most prefer to see on your girlfriend
a. red
b. black
c. green/yellow
d. blue/purplee.
e. other
3) what do you think push-up bras smell like and taste like? and what do you speculate the purpose of it is
4) would you ever experiment and try on a bra? if so, which type would you expriment on?
5) how long do you expect a bra to burn under a luminous flame and what effect do you suppose this would have on the demand supply curve as well as america's economy. also, what colour do you think the flame will be?

debb(: says:
^^ pls answer, your honest and sincere answers will be greatly appreciated and of high value to our very indepth project

david says:
right
o1. corsets
02. teal

debb(: says:
THERE IS NO TEAL.
ok fine.
wait, is teal closer to green or blue?

david says:
3. possibly faintly of gouda and milk powder, and probably a similar texture and taste as damp cardboard. most likely because they weren't meant for sane human consumption
4. the 'would you ever' here is redundant ;) one of those new-fangled water thingymajigs

debb(: says:
o_o you know too much (coz deb didn't know what a water bra was until very recently)

david says:
5. Quite some time actually, depending on the type of brasserie of course. And I'm sure that the mass combustion of women's underwear will greatly boost the bra market and revitalise the Capitalist Economy. and probably an eclectic mix of colours, depending on dye of aforementioned underwear

debb(: says:
that's nice. we've been pwned.
michelle's brain has combusted

david says:
you're welcome

PART II

debb(: says:
the leaves are awfully green today
and right! IS YOUR SURNAME PRONOUNCED AS

david says:
they seem a bit brownish actually

debb(: says:
AH-OW or ORHHW

david says:
or maybe they're just happy because it's so bright
you know, i really don't know
flip a coin

debb(: says:
CHOOSE A OR B

david says:
A^2 - B^2

debb(: says:
(a+b)(a-b)
so we get..a = -b or a = b
if a^2 - b^2 = 0
JUST CHOOSE A OR B

david says:
B

debb(: says:
sob. hahaha
ORHW

david says:
oh lulzy

debb(: says:
your surname is henceforth
ORHHWWW

david says:
hokay

debb(: says:
HAHA michelle's sky is PINK (explanation: when i was 4, i painted a picture and painted the sky pink. back then, i didn't really like pink. i guess it's just a part of me that hadn't manifested yet)
LOLOL

david says:
funny, i used to think you had to register and stuff (refering to the surname)
sky?

debb(: says:
really?hahaha
YEAH

david says:
wipe the strawberry topping off her eyes

debb(: says something about changing his screenname to just 'david' if it should ever be used as public info

david says:
i would be mortified

• point to note. up there, we kind of gave away his surname, so now everyone will know who he is. the changing of s.n. to david part is.. uh.. it's purpose.. is.. FUTILE? anyway.

dinner time.. T.T binge.. tragedy.