aunty is lame. she says it's because.. (read explanation below)

maddy = lame
maddy = sick
aunty = sick
therefore, aunty = lame. LOLgg. :x

1 more person w/ 7dayMC and we get uh what's the word. discriminated? secluded.. suspended.. S SOMETHING. grr. not occuring to me. isn't separated either. SEEEGGGREEGATED. yes.

then we can all smell ff, but not eat until it goes all colder, soggier and less appetizing when recess time comes on ffd. weeeh. but aunty isn't getting 7day. hers <7day. nubbashus :(

I JUST REMEMBERED A REALLY FUNNY/MEAN JOKE. remebered.. okay it looks okay.

IF I WER HEETLUR, (Hitler) I'D KILL AWWL D JOOZ (Jews) AND 1 CLOWN.
Q(Cue): Ask me why i killed the clown!

all is boring
i'm going to fail chinese o's
maybe the rest of my subjects
i don't know
life has no meaning, no purpose!
everything's so dull.

fdd was fun! aunty got hini from me. or maybe it's just flu, and it's not from me. anyway!! i'm going to school tomorrow. dunno if that's good or bad, but i think PEOPLE MISSEDD MEEE HEHE. class too quiet. serious mood unconducive for studying o.o' ...

FDD HIGHLIGHT(S)

1. our class is full of indians, aka people who can't use chopsticks. (deb, sherri, maddy, aunty?)
EVIDENCE: deb dipped her bracelet into the chilli thing as she was trying to pick up.. a prawn? think it was a prawn. then finally when she redipped her bracelet in 3 times after we told her so, because she was trying to get the prawn, she got it, triumphantly brought it to her plate then dropped it beside the plate. HAHA LOL and sherri.. forgot about sherri. but well yeah, you get the point. these chaineez can't use chopsticks.

2. shit forgot what i wanted to put. noooooooo. aiya stupid fat arms. ruin all. oh ya! taking picture with mrs gan that time, i asked to go in the middle so i can hide my fat arms. then she said nooo she also want to hide her fat arms. so in the end we just decided to ask the person taking the picture to cut off our arms. HAHAHA.

3. the fish maw soup had so much fish maw, we decided to call it fish maw fish maw instead of fish maw soup. then everyone didn't get it, and when they did, all decided it was very funny so we laughed@it for 5mins + while our fishmawfishmaw got cold.

4. I HEARD THIS FROM PEOPLE! clare broke her shoes 5mins (?) after she came. lucky she came early. then she went to buy new shoes. and complained that they hurt, saying, ' NOWONDER THEY'RE 70% OFF!'

5. natalie chan's cleavage was worse than mine. I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ONE OMG LEAVE ME ALONE.

6. i didn't get to eat mango pudding because it was last, and then things kept going on, pictures kept being taken, then everyone suddenly stood up and started leaving. AND I DIDN'T FINISH MY MANGO PUDDING. it was the only thing i really wanted to eat.

7. the waiter, when he was serving the fishmawfishmaw. maddy says, ' uh you scoop 8 bowls can already, then the rest we scoop ourselves because only 8 of us (or something to taht effect)' then the china man nods and puts fishmawfishmaw in the other 2 bowls. GG!!

8. amaris' first time at fdd, so she didn't know that discolights come on for the waiters to parade in with their starters, so she started dancing. unfortunately, i didn't get to see this. AMARIS LOOKED LIKE A PONTIANAK is all i have to say.

the benefits of hini include, but are not limited to : free weight loss, ( excluding cost of medz / peeellz ) free holiday from school, special treatment and i have yet to come up with more.

the detriments include, but are not limited to : the possibility of dying, although hardly possible. sweating. (bitch)

i have hini. most probably, anyway. medz work wonders! of course they should, after taking 4 pills.. i'm going to infect singapore through misslim. like aawll the elite schools :x :x HOWFUN i'm going to kill off the smart/rich population. detz heelariouz.

i got 8/10 for listening :( :) :( :) i'm reelly hairpee. because i only got 8/20 for last year's EOY listening. hahaaaa.. but i still think that the fact that they broadcast it on national radio is retarded. i mean, imagine if you listen to the radio station normally, then suddenly you have this chinese spam things coming out and going *ding!* Wen ti yiiiiii.

fmofmofmofmo. (freakmeout)

fun facts and blonde moments.

1. if you flail your arms when you talk, the way deb does, you will inevitably look retarded. very retarded.
2. IMO, there is no difference b/w totipotent&omnipotent, cellulose&cellulite (okay fine, there is a difference) and tobacco&tobasco (alright, there is a difference too D:)
3. THE NOTEBOOK IS SO FREAKING SAD. I CRY LIKE SOMEONE DIED. conclusion: don't watch sad sad movies with emotionless people, unless you want to feel embarrassed. instead, watch with another emotional wreck. then you can sob in theatres / home theatres together.
4. PRELIMS ARE IN [2] WEEKS. glhf aawll~

i'm very very angry with my sister, because she didn't ask me for my cookie, and so i ate it. she said it was because i was eating it. since when has that ever stopped her from taking my food?! D: sigh. and then she eats this huge meal for lunch, and 3 hours later she's hungry. and i'm not. and i eat the big cookie. *cry*

AND. know what'll be really really cool?
Family A: 1A 2A 3A 4A
Family B: 1B 2B 3B 4B

imagine, if half are girls and half are guys in both families, and all the kids marry each other, then.. their respective offspring.. will look.. SO FREAKING ALIKE. OMFG. that'll be so cool.

i hope my siblings will be willing to do this! or i'll just have to have alot of kids and then get another friend who's willing to have alot of kids and subject them to this...

but then again before we reach that generation, 1. we'd either be dead or 2. the 2nd coming of Christ will come, and we'll be dead. so either way we'll be dead.

if that's the case, i hope my siblings are feeling very cooperative

and!! i also thought of this. imagine a male me!! my mum said that he'd be very girly, so eeew. but then think about a male me, without the OCD and face and hair and skin products! she then said eew, because that's my brother.

GGPWNED. i do not want to marry a man who is similar to me. it'll be so traumatic!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs in a meander-ish route* <- for all you non-geog students, HAH. unless you know what a meander is. then i'm impressed, and you can lol@me running in a meander. formation. thing.

all you a merica (a miracle) people, stop mocking mrs gan! you're so mean :(

HAHALOL. leave me aloune D:

mrawr, i bought a new dress for founders because the grey/silver one couldn't be altered. PITY.. EXPENSIVE & BEAUTIFUL, butmakesmelookfat soooo i'm quite ok with it being unalterable. :x :x argh. shoes. k full length dress, won't be able to see my shoes anyway.

I JUST HOPE MY HEELS ARE HIGH ENOUGH SO THAT THE DRESS WON'T TOUCH THE GROUND.

jyme.

I HAVE BEEN REJECTEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. rejection party time.

and i have a week to submit acjc. weeeh. lifesarks.

did i mention that i hate weekends? weekends = binge = gain weight.

now i'm eating papaya. sadness. and maybe seaweed.. hehehehehehe.

ok blogger thing baxx tu normul. today we had a weird lit lesson. but i think it was RELLEH PRODUCTIVE, except for the end when we decided to name

ken + clare = clen.
ken + emerson = ke(n/m)erson
clare + emerson = clemerson
ken + john = jen
john + sadler = johndler ( i think? )
and the list goes on..

ANYWAY. last night when my aunt came over there was this really rather hilarious dialogue she had with her husband & kids.

kid(son) : i've been to mummy's new office! got 3 microscopes..
me: i've also been there.
*rants on about office*
uncle : have you been to my office? it's the size of your toilet.
kid(daughter) : is that.. small?
uncle : yes.
aunt *laughs*
uncle *suddenly turns and stares at aunt with a really straight face* : why you laugh?

LOL. i think they're a very loving/cute couple HAHA

what happened to the posts. why do they look so weird now. oh well x_x omg my shift button works again!! okay, better than befre anyway. new bag new wallet new phone new shoes. i feel spoilt. :( ok my shift doesn't wrk again. sad.

& Til I see You face to face,
& grace amazing takes me home,
I'll trust in You.

this is the 41st post on this blog (URL) hohoho. hmm. YAY today i got a new bag and a.. erm. wallet. haha! pretty. uber pretty.

SORRY MUM :(

goodnight aawll.

THE CHINESE ORAL. HAS BEEN.

CONQUERED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hehe awesomeness. some plastic surgery thing.. then they laughed@me coz i said i thought minor surgeries were okay, like getting double eyelids (actually, i find no diff b/w single and double eyelids) then they asked if i didn't like mine. or i think that's what they said. OH WELL!

LISTENING COMPREHENSION, I R KUMMING FUR YEW. Moohahahahahaha.

i love mathnaps!

i will get over thiiiiiis. or at least shove it into some tiny compartment in my head where i can deal with it LATER. very much later.

do not worry! ok. i have chinese o levels tomorrow. i should read chinese things and speak chinese..? nah not that desperate.

I WILL PRAY FOR DIVINE INTERVENTION, AND SOME CHINESE THING WILL OVERWHELM ME AND I WILL SPEAK CHINESE FLUENTLY AND VERY PROFESSIONALLY. THEN I WILL DO WELL FOR CHINESE!! HAHAHHAHALOL.

that will give me hope for tomorrow. Yes. my work here is done. bedtime...

12;08. D: D:

i want a wine river. ok, a wine stream. like have glass over the floor and make a path... like a STREAM!! and lights below. then let wine flow through it. SO PRETTY. burgundy + lights.. and the smell!! i love the smell of wine.

thank God nobody has to drink it. haha! i will get cheap wine that smells floral/fruity. YESSS. i will. ah, wonderful. wine stream..

FUTURE HOUSE MUST HAVES.

1. stone
2. glass. LOTS of glass.
3. wood. shiny wood~ varnished. :x
4. WINE RIVER.
5. cool lights
6. pink room
7. pink translucent cool cloth thingys that dangle here and there and make everything preddyyyyyyyyy...
*resumes fantasizing*