And between now and then til I see you again, I'll be loving you. Love, me.
Camp! :
The most prominent (sadly) memory of camp is being sweaty, smelly and feeling perpetually hot. Secondary memory is super painful physical training (which henceforth shall be referred to as PT) Before the first training, ie on thursday, I did 15 pushups and ached the next day. CAN YOU IMAGINE? And we normally do 150pushups for training.. It was so insane :( I was so scared I would die during training. On friday we ran and I COULDN'T EVEN JOG AROUND PPCC NONSTOP FOR 1 ROUND!! Unfitness + fat. Sigh :( I think some guys are playing LAN together as we speak. So retarded, after farewell at school go LAN.. Where sia :O
Anyway, we kept doing things wrong (1. Came back late from buying drinks, so we had to do extra 120 (OMFG) pushups 2. Left a sight block behind and had to do 50 pushups.) so eventually we totally got desensitized to doing pushups as punishments for things and just did them quietly. Previously we would complain and bargain and try to rationalize why we did what we did.. Always to no avail, but the point being that we tried whereas now we don't.
We watched a movie last night: Friday Night Lights. The first of it was REALLY BORING and mildly depressing because of this awful father of one of the football players. But the second part was good, especially the finals when the coach gave them such a touching/motivational speech :) I think it's worth watching overall! Even though you waste 90mins for a 3-5min scene. Haha. That scene is worthit man! Unless we quote the whole chunk he said. Might be more worthwhile but it might lose it's effect! Yeah so anyway after the movie we went back and played random shit in the guy's room (it was more cool? o.0) We played asshole taiti, bridge, heartattack(LOL) truth or dare and dare or dare.
Asshole taiti: Up to 6 players. If 6, winner is king, next queen, prince, mamasan/commoner, prostitute, asshole. We only played like 3 or 4 rounds but Albert aka Gabriel kept getting prostitute HAHA it was super funny. I kept getting asshole though :( TT always king, dingjun always queen. Then I keep feeding TT... Argg it's like you finally realise how vicious cycles work. Cos the asshole gives king 3 best cards and king gives asshole 3 lousiest cards, queen and prostitute swap 2, prince and mamasan swap 1. Vicious cycle...
Bridge: Contract requires brain cells and is not cool. German/floating greater than all.
Heart attack: Remember the passing card game we used to play in primary school after PSLE or whatever, when you pass until you get 4 of the same card (e.g. 4 Aces) and then put your hand in the centre of the table(s) and shout heart attack! We did that at first :D then we changed it to the one where you must do an action and the last person who does it will have to do a forfeit. The forfeit eventually ended up as truth or dare.
Truth or dare: We did a lot of weird shit. Like... The guys had to pinch each other's tits.. Ok. I think I can safely conclude Gabriel is not normal. Here's a list of weird things he did.
1. Suggest that we ask Angela her bra size as the truth question because nobody else could think of anything. And he said it with the straightest face.
2. He was very very eager to pinch DJ's and jeff's nipples O_O
3. He kissed Russell's hand without flinching. HOW WEIRD IS THAT?
4. He did pushups on top of Russell. HAHAHAHAHA man that was probably the best part of the night. Better than the suggested 69 position though.. Insane archers.
Yeah I can't remember any more but isn't that proof enough that he's weird? Omg and wth he can carry me. I may have sprained his arms LOL and made him go deaf cos I screamed. Ok I think I made everyone go deaf from screaming. Jordan picked up the lizard that sneaked up on us in the staircase. Then he brought it back to the room. If that's not enough, he found a huge grasshopper and put it in a FREAKING PLASTIC BOTTLE AND CUT OFF THE PLASTIC. And it was a large grasshopper. And he put it in front of my face. I almost died (and ruptured everyone's eardrums) Truth or dare also included alot of shoot/shag/marry questions. In the guy's opinion, Shona is very shaggable :O :O HAHA I thought they would pick MichQiu instead! Yeah and Soohan is very marry-able :D because she's nice, patient and motherly. I'm marry-able too apparently, but it's only for my money. Sadness :( I feel so used!!!
Anyway, today's training was so painful. Stupid ken counted pushups for us because we were doing too fast and thus not effective. Then he'll reach some kind of rhythm and then BREAK IT causing us to be more tired. We did 15 korean pushups (which totals up to 120!!!!!!!) 151413121110987654321 is 15. then 14xxxxx1, etcetc. Then after we were done he said xinyong liked pushups cos he keep doing extra (cos he never listen to when ken say down, he just follow rhythm LOL)
At the farewell after training:
For the first part of the farewell, we divided ourselves into groups doing: 1. Playing risk 2. Playing monopoly 3. Playing bridge/taiti 4. Playing chinese chess (PCC!!!) 5. Singing karaoke 6. Roaming around etc. tze yang nibbled jiejun's ear. Super weird shit. Cos we were singing "I'm yours" and there was a line that said "I will nibble your ear" so he did just that to Jiejun. Jiejun screamed like a girl. Like me when I see a live cockroach near me :O tzeyang also caressed russell's chest the day before on the bus to training. To think he has a girlfriend! He also sang britney spears' Oops I did it again song on the karaoke which was a porno video, no doubt about it. Jordan even has a picture of the karaoke video at one point in time. IT WAS SO BAD THAT IT DISTRACTED TZEYANG FROM AMUSING US!! LOL.
I will miss our seniors :( This camp was really funny. I'll try and rmember more funny stuff and put it in :D
Oh yes! One of the songs was barbie girl! It had a line "I'm a blonde bimbo girl" and everyone shouted my name. Another one was Que sera sera, with the line "Will I be rich" in it. Stupid personal attackers.
I think it's safe to say I am a very optimistic person. I rarely get put down by what others say or do. But I think it's also safe to say I get more disappointed than others when my 'hopes' come crashing down. This is very tragic because, due to my optimistic nature, my hopes are always very high and I get disappointed 99% of the time. Furthermore, I cannot stop myself from hoping because there is always something in me that says, "Maybe it could work out." Then all hell breaks loose. Sigh. My life sucks pretty darn badly right now. And I don't have transport tomorrow to school at 7.30am. How on earth am I going to get there by 7.30am? Dad's not around.. Don't wanna disturb yehyeh. Ugh. I'll just have to wake up early and thus sleep early.
Mum just got married, I just got home. I am ponning tomorrow. Naise. I'm definitely going to gym.
My mother refuses to give my brother $10 in his angbao for him to go to KL. It makes me sad. She's so not fun/unexciting :(
Blogging is so tiring.. Today my mum took my Chinese listening paper and thought it was my essay question paper so she tried to read it. She read the cover page, thinking instruction 1 was Qn 1. Then, she proceeded to say, "Omg, I don't even understand the first line!"
Me: Don't open the question paper until you are told to do so.
Mum: OMG you mean these are the instructions?? HAHAHAHAHAetcetc
Me: Write an essay using "Don't open the question paper until you are told to do so" as your question title/topic.
GG, blonde genes + fail Chinese genes, we know where they come from :D
