hm, i swallowed a GIANT pill. seriously, you'll never see another the same size. it was HUGE. anyway, i don't think i was supposed to swallow it, but i did anyway. then it got STUCK HALFWAY DOWN MY THROAT and i started gagging myself.

gagging yourself
is totally
UNCOMFORTABLE.
absolutely.
and it makes you tear.

anyway, i started puking out orange stuff, so i thought the pill dissolved into the orange stuff which was REALLY WEIRD RIGHT? but anyway, part of it was still stuck, so i kept on gagging and gagging until it was all out. then like my sink was FULL OF ORANGE STUFF and i was like

wooow. all that in one pill?

then i realised it was the papaya i ate an hour or two ago

HAHAHAHA HOW GROSS.

but seriously, it hurt alot. and it was really gross. and...
it kind of stank. *sigh*

context; in my room

me: do i care that cereal consumption in the pacific islands has increased by 40% since 1970, and the consumption of roots and tubers fell by 7%?!
mum: you won't need it now, but you'll need it next time, when you decide what crops to plant!
me: i'm not going to plant crops!!!!
beth: can you imagine jie working in a farm..
mum: getting her hands dirty...
beth: with her hair tied up all day..
both *looks at each other*: SWEATING??? (in mock horror)

okay, they kind of personal-attack me in my own room and i don't know it (bec i'm reading about roots and tubers)

note to all: i do sweat! i just hate it. alot.