how my life sucks

1. sore throat - swallowing is pain
2. no voice - can't talk duhxz.
3. have to eat this tablet medicine thing that's 2/3 the size of my pinky. fml
4. lethargy
5. hot&cold
6. i may be getting a fever
7. we're getting o's results in like. 2 weeks. fml.
8. i prolly won't get into rj. i don't want to see ___ for another 2 years.
9. i'm fat.

(okay i'm going into general my life sucks things. TIME2STOP)
anyway. the new updates are the first 6. sigh. sigh. sigh. I AM SICK

DAMN 1G AUGMENTIN TABLET. WHO EATS 1G TABLETS? i'd rather take a week to get well than swallow those monstrocities. ugh.

UGH.

okay, my sore throat just got worse and now swallowing hurts. GG! no voice + inflammed throat. sadness. sadness. oh well time to stay at home. since i cant go out and stuff.. yay, save money! i only had like $100 left anw :S sigh!! spend money too fast. SIGH.

SIGH. there are vair many things to sigh about.

THE PIECES DON'T FIT ANYMOAR.

okay! today was church day! combined service. ADRIEL LOH IS A GREAT SPEAKER! vair engaging and stuff. and his stories are so touching! anyway, we had laura's farewell today coz she's going off to CANADA on thursday :( matthew shall miss teasing her and we shall miss her sarcasm.

ARGH. I HAVE THE GREATEST SORE THROAT ON TH FACE OF THIS PLANET. i take that back. it could be worse. like i might not be able to make noise at all! wouldn't that be horrible?? omg.

oh yes. yesterday... okay. first things first. KOVAN HAS 2 EXITS. one at heartland mall side of the road, and the other opposite. IT SO HAPPENS THAT AT THE OPPOSITE END, THERE ARE 2 ESCALATORS. so i like, went up on the opposite-heartland-mall-side via one escalator and felt i was on the wrong side. so i went down the escalator i came up from.. and went up the other one. then i realised __ wasn't there and so was prolly on the OTHER ONE. so i went down the escalator.. and went up the one i went up first. (which was, unfortunately, also wrong) in the end i walked all the way to the heartland mall side feeling vair vair fail. FINE, IT WAS EPIC. BE MEAN! MEANIE.

my throat is still vair pain and my sister is showering. i want to watch NINE. it looks vair cool!! VAIR VAIR COOL.

The pros and cons of diarrhoea/constipation, or lack thereof.

Pros of diarrhoea
1. It's very fast.
2. No worries about constipation.
3. May be able to lose weight
4. No fear/risk of piles.

Cons of diarrhoea
1. Assburn
2. The possibilty of death by dehydration
3. May be uncontrollable/cannot be held in
4. Splatters (Info overload!)

Pros of constipation
1. (compared to diarrhoea) Controllable in a sense that holding it in is NO PROBLEMO~

Cons of constipation
1. Uncontrollable (in the sense that you can't get it out)
2. Piles aka BLOOD VESSELS ETC CLUMPING TOGETHER AND GETTING DISLODGED FROM THE WALLS OF YOUR RECTUM WHICH HURTS TO THE HIGH HEAVENS.
3. Takes vair vair long and is a vair painful process.
4. KILLER stomachaches.
5. Assburn

FEEL FREE TO ADD TO THIS LIST! :D

HOKAY. candlelight service was really weird, but i wont say negative things about it, except this one: IT IS RETARDED. there! deb and i both agree that our cell group is bonding :D right now im thinking of superglue and polymerisation, aka the mechanisms of superglue. BONDING! superglue. ok nevermind.

anyhoo! christmas shopping was quite fulfilling! taka is love :D spent like $350 yesterday :S and $300 today. argh. this is not good. Huuh? then where did.. my money go.. oh. shaz. i may be broke! this sucks. I BOUGHT REALLY REALLY CUTE THINGS. like cheap version of swarovski things, umm, a keychain thing, earrings, A SHARK, A CROCODILE AND A DRAGON (which roars when you press it's stomach!) I EVEN GOT A DRAGON CUP. i really hope nobody reads this. i just need to document my life somewhere so when i'm old, senile and amnesiatic (does that word exist?) i shall remember the retarded things i once did.

oh yes! i'm drinking this queer bellini concoction thing! deb gave me the alcohol thingum and the peachish juice thingum soo. THIS IS A GOOD START! i may be training myself to be alcohol tolerant~ although the bitterness is really really uncool. i also drank a shot of butterscotch coconut vodka mix thing.. Bluh. aiya, we have a log cake somewhere in the house. it hasn't been cut. i don't want to go down, my feet are clean :( it's really hard getting them clean. ANYWAYNESS.

i have a new schoolbag for myself!!!! Yayyyyyyy. this is so wonderful. oh dang, i also bought a wallet today. eeks, more gifts! expensive, expensive. :S I CAN'T WAIT TO GO TO SCHOOL.

but that would mean like, getting our o results back. and picking schools. and appealing.. fml. why is life so difficult? somebody should like give us aawll a sincerity test and just post us off to our choice jcs with that. i am SO DARN SLEEPY, but my sister's friend has her phone and charger in here. argh. i wish she'd come take it (and bring some log cake with her...)

then again, if log cakes are similar to those rainbow roll sponge cake thingums, i don't see what's so wonderful about them. except that they're very prettily decorated. with chocolate. and cute little things sticking out of the cake depicting some hansel&gretel scene.. how do you spell gretel? i'm going to download songs now. yay for downloading songs!

OH GOSH, I REALLY AM VAIR VAIR TIRED. 5 mins to christmas! i'm going to start sending out merry christmas greetings :D time to find people's emails. oh yes oh yes. okay!

i love my new schoolbag! it's pretty. :D :D :D :D yay. okay sleepy. TO BED!!

to all: WATER IS GREATER THAN (>) ALL THE ALCOHOLIC DRINKS IN TH UNIVERSE. EVERYTHING!! WATER > ALL. except God, the Son and the Holy Spirit, since He/They created it. Hahahaha. Merry christmas! ♥

3 boxes of royce champagne chocs at home! <3 YAYYERS.

Swarovski <3 Swarovski prettyyyyy :3

church camp! *away for 4 days*

OHHHHHGAWWWWWWWWWWD SPORTS SCHOOL NO AIRCON. WAI? WAI.

Off to bali for 4 days~ Adios, amigos!

i lurve them royce champagne chocolates x33 but they waste ALOT of resources packaging it. it's like. plastic bag -> insulation thing -> cold pack + paper-wrapped box
paper-wrapped box minus paper -> box -> plastic wrapped toothpick-like thing + plastic wrapped chocolates
plastic wrapped chocolates minus plastic -> plastic cast with chocolates

LOL. ALL THAT. paperplasticpaperplastic. oh, and not forgetting silica gel which i (think) i found under one of those layers aforementioned. HAHA. omg it's hilarious.

but i lurrrrrrrve them royce chocolates ;)

bought a shirt and shorts for bali. $130. fml!! :( anyway they're pretty so idc.

WHO AM I KIDDING, i care. omg $130. my heart sopain. T_T no allowance for like another 24 days. gawd. i feel such pain. ok need to go train for 2 hours.

GAWD, 2 HOURS. i can't survive 1.

CRY.

bored. i think i hear fairly oddparents. YAY! it is THE best cartoon (besides disney classics) ever! ever. ever. ever. hahaha. yiruma sucks. he makes his pieces sound so nice when... they're not (when normal people play them) IT'S SO DEPRESSING i wasted a week+ relearning the piano and and SNIFF it sounds bad. sighdieme. sigh. my nails are so long.. need manicure..... gah. foo0od~ where my sister :( this is .. sad...

ok i have nothing to blog about. i went shopping. shopping is love. [:

words are actually.. quite ineffective in conveying thoughts/messages.. if you think about it..



pictures, music! what would life be without them?

x_x i've been trying to re-learn how to play the piano.. essentially to no avail. i took 2 days to conquer 1 page. and i still can't play it smoothly. and it's not like it's dam hard w/ semiquavers and demisemiquavers and all that. IT'S NORMALISH. (excluding the fact that for the left hand part, the keys are like 4 apart consequtively for 4 notes..) argh finger pain. my left hand has never hurt so badly before! and my right hand too. my joints are like, ARTHRITIC MAN. good grief.

and my arms hurt. idk if it's from spamming ctrl in brbp or bowling. prolly a combination of both :S argh pain. i'm actually going to train with uncle yong.. O_O' so scary pls. so scary. so scary. i dont wanna start bowling again :(

i'm happy being where i am - a taitai!! sort of. w/o the mahjong and high tea and designer things. ok dang that just means i'm a lazy ass clown with a manipedi. with no purpose in life. NOO! but i spend my time attempting to conquer the piano/song! and the 2k jigsaw puzzle.. i cannot find the angel's body parts. there are no more pink pieces.

Well I can't explain why it's not enough
Coz I gave it all to you
And if you leave me now,
Oh just leave me now,
It's the better thing to do.

*here's the best part*
IT'S TIME TO SURRENDER, IT'S BEEN TOO LONG PRETENDING. THERE'S NO USE IN TRYING WHEN THE PIECES DON'T FIT ANYMORE

LOL HAHAHHA. it's so particularly apt in my situation. i woke up at 8.30, checked my phone for the time (to discover it was 8.30) and promptly jumped out of my bed, changed and went to run.

1. i'm unfit
2. i'm fat
3. i'm fat
4. i'm fat
5. i'm gaining weight, which makes me fatter

deez eez nawt guud. (say it in the way the russian billionaire in 2012 speaks!)

HAHAHA. tai hao xiao~~ i want to work and make money. to cover for what i've spent. zongs. i need 100 to go back to 2k. but then i wont be able to spend any more money which TOTALLY SUCKS.

i want a combi of angpaos and presents for christmas.
i shouldn't be thinking about what i'm getting for christmas.
it's the season of giving.
because "it is more blessed to give than recieve"! unfortunately i dont rmb which verse that's from.

i have to sleep in 10 mins. i think i should get off. i'm going to force myself back into my sleep-at-10-and-wake-up-at-7 routine because i think it's healthier and.. it doesn't make me go insane.

gawd i just ranted for 10mins.

i baked a vair fail batch of cookies. it tasted like psssssh crap. deb's muffin tasted heavenly. and what's worse thn tasting like shiet, they got stuck to the metal thing. FML!! i suck. DAMN LOL. i also gymmed and swam and watched ghost. ghost is a really really good show. anyway! gym + swim did not make up for the things i ate ugh. chips, sweets. ugh. D: *dies* noo.

okay, i want to find score sheets. NAO! and then it'll take up more time [: [: yay. HEEHEE