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Friday, December 25, 2009

The pros and cons of diarrhoea/constipation, or lack thereof.

Pros of diarrhoea
1. It's very fast.
2. No worries about constipation.
3. May be able to lose weight
4. No fear/risk of piles.

Cons of diarrhoea
1. Assburn
2. The possibilty of death by dehydration
3. May be uncontrollable/cannot be held in
4. Splatters (Info overload!)

Pros of constipation
1. (compared to diarrhoea) Controllable in a sense that holding it in is NO PROBLEMO~

Cons of constipation
1. Uncontrollable (in the sense that you can't get it out)
2. Piles aka BLOOD VESSELS ETC CLUMPING TOGETHER AND GETTING DISLODGED FROM THE WALLS OF YOUR RECTUM WHICH HURTS TO THE HIGH HEAVENS.
3. Takes vair vair long and is a vair painful process.
4. KILLER stomachaches.
5. Assburn

FEEL FREE TO ADD TO THIS LIST! :D

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