Sadly she wasn't fooled. Then she went on to mimic the 5 year-old me in saying, "Michelleeee, did you faaaart?" in this pseudo-innocent voice. Of course, when I was 5 and said it, it was saturated with innocence. I had no bad bone in me! Then, anyway.

Bwaha, what trauma I must have caused her, that she remembers it til this day XD Dear mother, you're supposed to be a mature role model for me! Why are you being so childish A_A Hahaha. The other day my sister tried to do it to my mum when SHE accidentally farted. My sister's eyes OPENED WIDEEE and then she looked at my mum and said, "MUMMYY..." But was cut off half way by a SHHH

Hahaha. I love my family (:

Indeed, porn is cheaper than dating, but.. O, how tragic the people who stare at porn all day long. They haz no lives. And those that... jack off 6 times a day. No personal attack intended. (Lies)

ANYWAY~~~ I feel vair mean XD Omgosh, when have I become an evil person! I can't remember if I blogged about Sakura buffet thing. I don't think I did.. OH I didn't!! I must remember to read my GP notes after blogging.

Sakura buffet sucks. It is bland and tasteless and of vair low quality. I conclude that I have spoilt taste buds. That aside, Sakura buffet still sucks.

Yesterday after lunch @ the sucky sakura buffet, we (sis and dad + dvc + lester ho) went home and did random things for a while, then played Wii sports. We played tennis and bowling. Davin and I won tennis :D :D :D :D lester had really really really really really bad reflexes and we could always count on him to fail and give us points. It was lulz :x especially because in real life, Davin and I would get thrashed XD

For bowling, meimei kept getting splits. I tried to hook the ball like in real life, but it failed. Honey kept dropping the ball while trying to roll it at a godlike slow speed. Lester... I don't remember.

SLOW BOWLING IS CHEATING. Where is the fun in rolling it straight down the middle at like 0.1km/h???? I don't see the fun!! IT'S NO FUN! I tried to get Davin drunk. I put like more than a shot of vodka in a glass and added lime juice to it. The alcohol could hardly be tasted!! But he didn't like the alcohol :( and refused to drink the second glass. So meimei and I did. She's an alcoholic, I tell you. On saturday night she just kept pouring more wine for herself. At the dinner table, Dad was talking to us about serious things and we were all listening, then after finishing his point meimei would just reach out and take the wine bottle and nonchalantly pour herself another glass of wine. Nonchalantly probably isn't the right word, I'd say inconspicuously, or at least trying to be :P

Ah, life is boring. Must read GP now. Do I have econs essay outline? I'm not sure. I'm only worrying about GP CT on wednesday. Sigh.. Then we have to chiong PW something. Double sigh.

OH YES I didn't blog about laoshi suanning me! Today we did a listening compre exercise for the first period. She said everyone should at least get 7/10. Then she said it was relatively easy, and even I could get 8/10 A_A A_A DO YOU NOTICE THE 'EVEN' WORD THERE? OMG. THAT IS SO SUAN. SHE IS A MEAN PERSON.

Maybe RJ teaches people to be over-sensitive. There's a word for it, I just don't remember it.