I am very happy because if I do get married, say, soon, my childhood misunderstanding thing would still be okay! Because my husband would be able to carry me (glamorously sweep me off my feet and carry me out the doors) HAHAHAHAH. Omg, I should not have said that publicly. Now everyone's going to laugh at me for thinking such things were "mandatory" in weddings.

When I weighed myself today, I was 0.5kg lighter than I was last week, but that's probably cos I ran before weighing myself, whereas I didn't last week and the 0.5kg (plusminus) can be attributed to water loss. Hmm... I must bathe.

But it is impossible for me to stand up. I'm going shopping with mummy on monday!! Yay dresses (not that I actually wear them, but shopping for dresses is ALWAYS fun when you're in Paragon) and SHOES!! Oh, I need shoes. I love shoes. Shoes are wonderful.

I am procrastinating about bathing. I can't believe it. My laziness has reached a new high. Nobody said it was easy, nobody said it would be this hard. I must do my GP compre and at least FIND my DNA&Genomics notes. I shall probably do the tutorial tomorrow.

OH, I WISH I HAD A FRENCH MANIPEDI NOW!! MY NAILS ARE SO DULL AND NOT BEAUTIFUL. Today I drew on the tips with my white pen and successfully fooled Tiffany and Jiahui :x They were beautiful!!!!!!!! Sadly when I went to the toilet and washed my hands all the ink came off *SIGH* and I had to do it again, but it wasn't as nice.

I feel so fat. It's like, people talk about abs and u-shaped abs and 4, 6 and 8 packs... And I have an O-pac/1-pac. Aiyohh it's so tragic :( I really hope planks will help get rid of my fats.

Today Mr Chan was nice/not mean. (Omg, can you imagine he's so mean that when he's not mean I call him nice? That's a scary thought.) And I just realised he suans almost EVERYBODY, just so subtly that it's hard to tell. I asked him how old he was but he didn't answer >:( I think I struck a nerve Uhuhu! A_A I has found his weakness. 1. Heat 2. Age.

Okay. It has been 5 mins since I said I would go shower in 5-10mins, so that means I have another 5 mins to muster up enough energy to make myself stand, go to the toilet and BATHE.

Shit, now I have 4 mins left. Nooo, time is passing so quickly :| I will only have 2 hours to procrastinate and be unproductive before I have to sleep. Eeks. Not good.

*Poof*

Oh, Russell once said that eating your nose shit is good for your immune system. I can't remember why. But if I try to rationalise it now, I would say it's because there are lots of bacteria and germs trapped in the dried snot so when you ingest it, it stimulates your immune system to produce more antibodies. And it won't actually cause you any harm because them microbes are harmless. They just stimulate the production of antibodies. Thus, there are only pros in eating snot, unless you include the psychological and social cons, because such an act is shunned by the vast majority. As it is vair, vair gross. The psychological bit is... You start to think you are major-weird because you eat nose shit. That is all :)

OMG IT HAS BEEN 10MINS MUST RUN TO TOILET.