Monday, May 17, 2010
My uterus is evil. Just after an hour after it starts, it's already causing me a considerable amount of pain. Seriously, an hour! One headlight is a really nice song :) Haven't heard it in really long. I took out my old iPod and found it inside cos I'm gonna pass it to dvc :O poor boy cannot live without noisy funk muziq. D: Yeah anyway.
BACK TO MY UTERUS. xkcd 594 (I swear I remember that damn number..)
I said my uterus was wielding a double-edged sword and slicing up the insides of my uterus/lining of the wall. The other day when dvc said his throat was killing him I said it was cutting up his throat :x OUCH IT HURTS. But actually it hurts because of the contractions. Which involve calcium ions, potassium ions, and pumps for the 2 aforementioned ions. Imagine A_A damn tiny protein things embedded in the phospholipid bilayer of the cells in my yooteruz are causing me such great pain. T_T Pain. Okay, back to chinese homework and random rambling elsewhere..
Great, my mum thinks I don't know how to use the phrase "失去" THANK YOU MUM FOR BEING SO ENCOURAGING :(
In the car the other day.
Mum: You know how I hinted to Norman what kind of ring I wanted? I told him, "I like 3 and I like blue."
Me: Omg so shameless. And he got you a 3-karat sapphire + diamonds around the side.
Meimei: How, I like the number 59?
Me: Easy, 0.59 lor.
:D :D :D I am powerful problem solver. Must help her phuture husband, if not he'll be at her mercy 4ever :O
